x hoje tem de estar lúcida, pois x vai hoje falar para houston, com aquele que será o próximo chefe de x. x está capaz de vomitar, por isso a lucidez pode-lhe fugir num estalar de dedos.

4 comentários:

xilre disse...

The fundamental thing to say: Houston, we don't have a problem.


x disse...

ou então dizer algo como "no, i'm not acting like crazy. it's just me being me. get used to it." :P

João L. disse...

Huston: Lisbon we have a problem.

x: There´s nothing we cannot solve Houston. We will send our wonderful ones: Passos and Maria Luis, experts in mathematic models (you know, filling in Excel sheets). To “adjust the bush” (in Portuguese “compor o ramalhete”) we can include Jorge Jesus in the package for strategic thinking (and also media advisor).
For really, really serious problems we can provide you with our secret weapon: Mr. Silva from Boliqueime, the ultimate Homo sapiens, sapiens etc. , a man that sees through the curtain of time and space.

Houston: x, could you please also include two bottles of Port wine in the package?

x disse...